And, here's two more from my favorite quotable redhead.
-She was playing with her dollhouse and brought me her dining room table with a piece of cloth in the middle. I asked what the cloth was. She looked at me as if I was crazy. "Its the centipede, Mom. All tables have to have a centipede".
-I was reading her a bedtime story at the beach and it was the story of David and Goliath. The redhead told me she already knew how the story was going to end, because she had learned it at school. What school, I asked? "Mountain Dew School, Mom". (My kids go to Mountain View Christian Academy).