As you may know, Jeremiah can have some trouble behaving himself at school. Lucky for us though, he has ascertained the reason why. The conversation went something like this:
Me: "Jeremiah, what color were you on today?"
Me: "What happened to get you moved from blue to green?"
Jeremiah: "Well, mom, I've figured it out. It's my yapper. Yapper, yapper, yapper. I just can't keep my yapper shut."
Me: (Almost spitting out the sip of wine I had just taken.) "Oh".
There you have it.