Monday, March 30, 2009

Um, medium?

I'm kind of a medium type person. Buying a shirt? Size medium please. Buying sweatpants? Medium. What size french fries do I want? I'll take medium. Height? Neither tall nor short, so, I guess, medium. Weight? Average, medium. Athletic ability? Medium. Intelligence? Well, medium, if I'm being honest. Now that I've cut my hair, I can even say that my hair is, wait for it, medium length.

So, I was at Target the other day because the black belt I usually wear finally gave out and I needed a new one. (I got my old belt at Target too, and it didn't last very long. Side note to self: perhaps best not to buy belts at Target, but I digress). Belts, in case you didn't know, for women at least, come in sizes S, M, L, or XL. So, thinking of myself the way I usually do, I grabbed a medium and headed for the checkout. Not without buying a few things I really didn't need first, however. I get back to my office and go to put on the belt. Well, guess what? I don't wear a size medium belt. I WISH I wore a size medium belt, but, turns out, I couldn't even buckle the size medium belt. So, I guess I need to ask for the small fries in the future.


Mimi said...

Your Dad always said to buy belts one size larger than your pants size. Glad you are back to blogging!

Kristen@TheFrugalGirl said...

LOL You crack me up, Tobye!